My stomach feels sick… Do you have TUMs or Pepto Bismol?… I like the taste of Pepto Bismol.
a collection of things joe says, in and out of context. feel free to add something he said by clicking the link below :)
Wine and I have a love-love relationship.
- Joe: (talking about how his baby teeth are bothering him)
- Mandie: You should go to the dentist.
- Joe: No, I'll just floss my teeth more.
I think our check is in the oven.
— waiting forever for our waiter in Naples
I spend more time on craigslist now than I do on tumblr.
It’s so good. I wanna throw it up, it’s so good.
— on chocolate milk
Snow is my downfall.
— In regards to Seattle’s bi-polar weather today in the midst of studying for finals
Climbing Lycabettus Hill
- Joe: Why don't you want that much Coke?
- Dorothy: 'Cause I'm gonna have to pee once I get up there
- Joe: Pee up on the mountain, that's what they're for
- Dorothy: Really Joe? Mountains are for peeing?
- Joe: Peeing and skiing- that's what I say
This mirror is distorted… you look skinny.
— to Dorothy
— while pointing to himself